Some of my favorite little kid quotes I've witnessed:
*I see a picture of bugs and turn to the sweet girl walking next to me*
Me: Guess what, I killed a cockroach today.
*She gives me a high five*
Little Girl: Oh ya? I have a pet worm.
Me: That sounds unsanitary.
*I walk into a dear families house that I nanny for on a regular basis*
Little Boy: Hi Ms. Emmy! Bye Mom! Bye Dad!
The Mom: I see he's gonna miss us.
Little Girl: Ms. Emmy, I'm all grown up like you. I've lost my childhood.
Me: Umm, okay?
Little Girl: Oh no! This toilet is clogged!
Emmy: Oh man, they must have had beans for lunch.
Little Girl: Let me use another one... this one is clogged too.
*Emmy checks because the likelihood of both being clogged is rather small... They both had a piece of toilet paper in them.*
Little Girl: Sweetheart, they're not clogged, you just needed to flush them.
Lilly: Ohhh, I guess they didn't have beans for lunch after all.
Emmy: Oh man, they must have had beans for lunch.
Little Girl: Let me use another one... this one is clogged too.
*Emmy checks because the likelihood of both being clogged is rather small... They both had a piece of toilet paper in them.*
Little Girl: Sweetheart, they're not clogged, you just needed to flush them.
Lilly: Ohhh, I guess they didn't have beans for lunch after all.
*2 sweet follow behind me into gym*
Emmy: are y'all little girls following me?!
Little Girl: we are your little ducklings
Emmy: let's play follow the leader!!
*I run in a circle*
*they run behind me copying me*
Emmy: are y'all little girls following me?!
Little Girl: we are your little ducklings
Emmy: let's play follow the leader!!
*I run in a circle*
*they run behind me copying me*
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring.
Liz Armbruster
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