Emmy's Life of Unfortunate Events Part II

And here are some additional stories that I thought others would find rather humorous.

- One night after school, Emmy went to the gym with one of the girls from school. While theywere at the gym, they ran into her little brother, that looks like Zac Efron and they talked for a little while. About an hour later, Emmy was in the locker room checking my phone and she hears the conversation from two girls near the sinks as follows:

Girl #1: Did you see that guy that looks like Zac Efron?!

Girl #2: Ya, he was so hot.

Girl #1: I can't believe that he was talking to that girl that was wearing that Gator shirt.

*NOTE: Emmy was was wearing a Gator shirt*

Girl #2: I know right?

*Emmy was cracking up*

*She walk up to the sinks*

*Looks at them and smiles*

Emmy: Excuse me, I need to wash my hands. Could I get through please?

Girl #1: Ummm, ya.

*No eye contact*

Girl #2 *whispers*: Do you want to go on the treadmills?

Girl #1: Yes, go go go.

haha!!

- It was a week before Emmy was moving out of her mom's house and she needed to get some boxes, and took one of her girls from the youth to K-Mart with her.

*Emmy and my girl were in check out line*

*Old, creepy, run down man is behind her in line*

*Emmy laughs at something the cashier said*

Old creepy man: Excuse me ma'am, Santa must have been good to you, because you have a pretty smile.

*Emmy's girl looks at her with an expression that says "and what do you say to that?!" with a smidgen of "hahaha, I'm about to start laughing, but I'm trying to hold it in"

Emmy: ummm, thanks.

Some of Emmy's Interesting Conversations with Friends...

*Emmy Burps*
Danny: And you wonder why you don't have a boyfriend
Emmy: And you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend

Emmy is at a restaurant with friends

Emmy: Ya, I don't know how to flirt dude
Erin: We've become friends for a reason.
Ashley: Ya, we're professoinals
Emmy: Show me your ways...
Emmy burps and throws a fry that fell behind her
Ashley whispers to Erin
Ashley: WOW. We're gonna have to start from the beginning.... this is going to take awhile.
Emmy: I looked to make sure no one was there.
Ashley: Well at least she was kinda courteous...

Danny: Emmy, you're like Mother Theresa
Emmy: Ummm... Why is that?
Danny: Well you've been single for 19 years... Mother Theresa never dated.
Erin: You should get an award for that...
Danny: Ya, you got 19 years down, only 80 to go..

Ali: So my neighbor reminds me a lot of you... she has alot of tattoos
Emmy: Dude, I just have one...