- I was dropping off some girls from the youth once. I got a flat tire. Both of my girls had to use the restroom. Where I pulled over, there were a bunch of trees. I told them to just go into the forest, but they wouldn't. I called 10 people before I got a hold of someone to pick my girls up. My poor little brother woke up from sleeping to pick up my girls for me. While waiting for him, we were outside of my car (I had no AC in that car). Then a HUGE black, muscular guy, that is drenched in sweat, wearing a wife beater and camo shorts comes out of the woods. I go into panic mode. I tell my girls to get into the car. The man is a good 10 feet away from us. When we get in the car, I lock the doors. I look over the guy that came from out of the woods and what is he doing? He is doing push ups on the ground while looking directly at us. I start looking for "weapons" in my car. All I had were jumper cables. Now what was I going to do with jumper cables?! Ask the huge man to stay put while I try to hook up the cables, so I can electrocute him?Then I look over at him again, and what is he doing?! He's running in circles of about 5 feet diameter and staring at us the whole time, and then drops and does push ups again. The, what felt like 5 years later, my little brother comes to pick up my girls and my step dad picks me up to bring me home. I had to leave my car there over night because of the time. I was afraid that man was going to break into my car. I now live down the road from where that happened. My roommate informed me that the guy I described, sounds like our neighbor.
- One Halloween, I needed to fill up my car at a local gas station and decided to pay in cash. So upon walking into the store, a guy my age and his friend were walking outside, the same time I was going to walk in. *NOTE: I was to the side of the guys* One of the guys turns his head to sneeze. I was directly to his side. And was sprayed, and drenched mind you, in his snot. Thankfully I had my glasses on so I didn't get anything in my eyes. The guy said, "OMGOSHH. I'm so sorry." It was lovely.
- One time I went to a haunted house with two of my guy friends. I was hiding behind them the whole time. Then they decided to be jerks and made me walk in front of them, so I would be the victim of anyone popping out at me and freak me out (please note 2 of my greatest fears are 1. walking in dark places and 2. people popping out in the middle of the dark and freaking me out). So I was trying to be rather cautious when walking around corners. I would stay against the wall when walking around the corners so I could see if anyone was coming my way. Well come to turn out, when I was walking against the wall when turning the corner, I apparently didn't see a clown directly behind me. Well, my amazing friends, thought it would be funny to call my name, so I would turn around and see this horrifying clown behind me. And this is what happend
My Jerk Friends: Emmy!
*Emmy turns around*
*Emmy seeing horrifying clown*
Emmy: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
*Emmy's jerk friends are dying laughing*
It was horrible.
-My little brother, who is fully aware that I hate walking in dark places, turns the lights off in a hallways in the church and starts running towards me (which he knows I despise) and I flip out.
- I have a homeless guy that comes into my office asking for me. He comes in once every weeks. It's a routine.
- I've dropped off one of my girls from youth home once. Her house is near a pond, where geese hang out. As I'm leaving, the geese decided to fly right in front of my car. I was attacked be 30 geese. All I saw was white for 10 seconds.
...Many more to come.
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